My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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