the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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