All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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