I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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