All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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