Non-Jews are for practice
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
try to milk me bitch
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