your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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