I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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