glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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