I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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