She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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