Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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