Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
This house was built for laser tag.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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