what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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