i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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