I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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