I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
NoShamevember. You game?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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