I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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