i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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