omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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