She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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