you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
i now understand why vodka
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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