all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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