She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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