things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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