This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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