I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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