It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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