Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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