I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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