Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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