Don't you send me to vm
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
