I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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