It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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