What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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