i barfeds in our rink
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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