dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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