Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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