You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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