You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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