I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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