it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
then he tried to convert me to islam
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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