wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
are you so shy because you have an std?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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