Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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