it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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