I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
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You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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