One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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