Fuck appropriateness.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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