Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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