Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i just google imaged poop.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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