now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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