i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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