Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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