lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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