I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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