yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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